Friday, February 2, 2018

Sports and Beauty.



The best part of sports, for me, became the Sports Illustrated swimwear issue until my wife introduced me to Lingerie Football! Thank God, for alternative things during the football season! And then there are books, and the quiet outdoors during the games on the weekend, and delightfully the quiet outdoors during the Super Bowl, unless the wife takes me to a Super Bowl party at someone's house! Those are fun!

The food, at least with Black folk, is exceptional, and in abundance we have full course meals in big houses with large televisions! Laughter, jive talking, the soft smacking of lips sucking meat off bones, and the soul music coming from a room just off the side. Then the commercials and the biggest relief: one can watch the halftime show! There is no talking heads running off at the mouth endlessly during this time. I love it because during the regular games the most annoying thing is the constant stream of men talking from beginning to end, and worst of all: during the halftime shows.

People, groups, schools hustle all year to perform at these games and do not get in the national spotlight anymore! It's a shame, a damn shame! I can compare it to my childhood watching the games in black and white with Daddy understanding more than I do now about the game. Those halftime shows were something! They stopped fans in the chairs, rose them off their sofas! It was really something before the endless chatter in the same kind of voices took over the spotlight, the cameras and center stage!

Anyway, that's all I got for now! - Gregory E. Woods, Keeper of Stories 1/26/18

Emily Didonato - SI Swimsuit 2015


Chrissy Teigen's Sports Illustrated swimsuit picture. (2015)



Sports Illustrated model Genevieve Morton in the 2014 swimsuit issue.


Xena, the Warrior Princess (r.) and Gabrielle. Lucy Lawless and Renee O'Connor.


Lingerie football team players. (2016).

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