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The Nastiest Thing You Are Willing To Do In Bed, Based On Your Zodiac Sign by Chrissy Stockton

Aries

(March 21st to April 19th)

Aries are known for their love of adventure and willingness to try new things. So in bed, pretty much everything is on the menu. The only hard and fast line for an Aries is monotony. If you want to be a dead fish or do the same thing over and over, find a different partner.

Taurus

(April 20th to May 21st)

A Taurus will do a lot of freaky things in bed, but they have to be the one to suggest it. Good luck getting them to try something if it was your idea first. The only hard and fast rule they have is they have to feel like they’re in charge. 

Gemini

(May 22nd to June 21st)

Oh man. What WON’T a Gemini do? Geminis are passionate and playful lovers who are always game to explore something new. They’re so upbeat and positive, that they’ll only draw the line at anything too serious or aggressive (non-lite BDSM).

Cancer

(June 22nd to July 22nd)

More loving and caring than any other sign there’s not much a Cancer won’t do for the right partner — but they’ll never be the one to suggest it. They’re focused on making their partner happy, so they’ll be genuinely aroused by what arouses you, as long as you have an emotional connection with them first. 

Leo

(July 23rd to August 22nd)

A Leo will absolutely, without a doubt make the best sext partner you’ve ever had. Their love of being the center of attention makes them natural exhibitionists. They love showing themselves off and getting steamy attention from their partner in the process. Knowing lustful thoughts are being directed there way all day and all night is truly the Leo dream.

Virgo

(August 23rd to September 22nd)

Virgos are not adventurous lovers. If you’re looking to experiment, you won’t be happy here. However, let it be known that they more than make up for it by being very, very good at what they are willing to do. Like everything else in a Virgo’s life, they’ve done a lot of Google searching and figured out how to approach perfection. 

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Libra

(September 23rd to October 22nd)

Libras have such exceptional people skills they’ve never had to work hard for attention or affection. Chances are, they’ve been praised for all their vanilla sex acts, so they haven’t really had an urge to explore beyond those. They’ll go down on you, but they won’t kiss you afterwards.

Scorpio

(October 23rd to November 22nd)

Scorpios can be the best sex in the zodiac if the particular Scorpio you’re with has learned to turn their ego down far enough that it’s not a complete turnoff. They’re they perfect combination of both sensual and aggressive in a push-you-against-the-wall and have their way with you kind of way. What’s off the table? Trying to dominate one. 

Sagittarius

(November 23rd to December 21st)

Sagittarians are almost always into butt stuff. It will inevitably started off as a joke… but somewhere along the lines it became a genuine interest. If you’re with a Sag, be warned.

Capricorn

(December 22nd to January 20th)

Capricorns are the real prudes of the zodiac. It’s not that they won’t try anything but they will do it in a perfunctory way so that they can brag about it later. The only real way to get them to let loose is to drop hints about how good your ex was (terrible advice in general, but desperate times…) and their competitiveness will kick in and suddenly they’ll looooove to do things they turned their nose up at before. 

Aquarius

(January 21st to February 18th)

An Aquarius will not do any sex act they don’t consider PC. Forget about domination and submission with an Aquarian, but stick around because they genuinely care immensely about their partner’s pleasure. They always return the favor.

Pisces

(February 19th to March 20th)

Pisces are creative souls who color outside the lines in bed. They are sometimes simple in their sensuality, preferring acts that emphasize emotional connection — but they will always add their own flair to otherwise ordinary acts. While not adventurous to an extreme, they do happen to be the best kissers in the zodiac 

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