It was butt shakin' cold outside. There was ice, and several feet of snow in the forest. A bird fell outa the sky frozen into a snow drift against a tree. Bear walked by, and took a dump on the bird. The warmth stirred the bird. Cat came by and ate the bird.
The moral of the story: not everyone who dumps on you is your enemy, and not everyone who pulls you out of shit is your friend!
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