Thursday, August 23, 2012

a clever retort...


You spoke well on a post I read. On March 13, 2012 you posted this to a cat named Eric who went on and on about little of nothing. I dug what you said, and want to remember it as best I can.

"Eric, one piece of advise... When promulgating your esoteric cogitations, or articulating your superficial sentimentalities and amicable, philosophical or psychological observations, beware of platitudinous ponderosity. Let your conversational communications possess a clarified conciseness, a compacted comprehensibleness, coalescent consistency, and a concatenated cogency. Eschew all conglomerations of flatulent garrulity, jejune babblement, and asinine affectations. Let your extemporaneous descantings and unpremeditated expatiations have intelligibility and veracious vivacity, without rodomontade or thrasonical bombast. Sedulously avoid all polysyllabic profundity, pompous prolixity, psittaceous vacuity ventriloquial verbosity, and vaniloquent vapidity. Shun double-entendres, prurient jocosity, and pestiferous. profanity, obscurant or apparent!! In other words, talk sensibly, truthfully, purely. Keep from slang; don't put on airs; say what you mean; mean what you say. And, don't use big words!" Looooool... God is great!" - Jamal Romeo Santiago Shabazz  

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